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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because! Then it'd be a foot.
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
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What did the balding magician have in his hat?
What did the balding magician have in his hat?
A single hare.
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What do you call a bald porcupine?
What do you call a bald porcupine?
Pointless.
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Why did the hipster shave his beard?
Why did the hipster shave his beard?
So he could stay cool.
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