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Two monkeys are in the bath. One turns to the other and says, “Ooo oo ahh ahh!”
Two monkeys are in the bath. One turns to the other and says, "Ooo oo ahh ahh!"
The second monkey says, "well, put in some cold water!"
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What’s a cat’s favorite day of the week?
What's a cat's favorite day of the week?
Cat-urday!
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What do you call a cat that loves bowling?
What do you call a cat that loves bowling?
An alley cat.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
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What did the alien say to the cat?
What did the alien say to the cat?
Take me to your litter.
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Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?
What did the teddy bear say after dinner?
I am stuffed!
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A horse walks into a bar.
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman asks: “Why the long face?”
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Why are fish so smart?
Why are fish so smart?
Because they swim in schools!
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator!
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